Welcome to the Buffalo Ranch.
It's a little different out here,
a little wild and a little wooly,
but we welcome you with a
friendly handshake and, of course,
a tip of our Resistal.
If you look over to the left,
you'll find gear of all sorts,
found for you by us,
with care to make sure we
only offer you the very best.
We hope you enjoy your
visit while your here and maybe
take a little something along
with you to remind you of your trip,
out here, in the wild, wild west.
